The Trailer Reviews Begin: I never really wanted to be a movie reviewer (never really had the time) but when I heard that screeners were being done away with, I felt I had to do something for myself and anyone else who has gotten enjoyment from watching screeners. So, this is a protest for the screener ban. I'll review trailers cause I have no screeners to watch. This is how it will stay until this nonsense is over. Now, this is not a reflection on the movies themselves, cause most likely, I didn't see the movies and maybe I won't in the future. It's just a review of how the trailers washed over me, if it made me want to see the movie, or if the trailer was as much of the movies I cared to see, my thoughts on pretty flowers, the main actors hair, you'll get the idea. So without further ado HAIKU TRAILER REVIEW ____________________________________________________ Jan 22nd, 2004 A few more Haiku Trailer Reviews for you to ponder. More on the way. Enjoy First there was Mad Max. Then we cheered for Braveheart, now... Jesus! Coming soon (check your local listings) Why call them Zombies These dead can move really fast Lets call them Zoom-bies Yawn, fart, yawn, fart, burp Is this trailer over yet? Yawn, yawn, yawn, snore, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Video game flick Makes Dawn of the Dead look good But the kids love it Best actress winner And the Oscar goes to: -durms- The makeup artist (sorry I just had to) Enough with the dead The only thing thats's dead is Studio heads minds (Brains! Brains! They need BRAINS!!! Awwwwww!) Vin, being Vin Diesel Vin Diesel's "Terminator" Could make him a Star Trailer to behold Not sure what to think of it That's when trailers shine ____________________________________________________ Nov 20th, 2003 Here is a few more for you. Creepy looking flick Hot women left and right here Thriller in my shorts Armageddon's here Murphy and Disney team up The end is near folks Folks, I have to swtich it up once more... And remember this is just for this trailer alone. Since I can't Bring myself to watch this trailer, I will have to try my... HAIKU "MOVIE TITLE" REVIEW Love Actually? What the hell does that mean, huh? Crap actually HAIKU "MOVIE TITLE REVIEW ends here, that is until I find another trailer I can't bring myself to watch. Now back to the normal Review-Ku. ____________________________________________________ Nov 15th 2003 This looks familiar? It "Gladiator"! Not seeing that twice... Dances with Shoguns Tom Cruise in place of Costner The trailer was loud Hanks and Zemeckis Digital Christmas fable Will make tons of cash Haiku Trailer Review ~a new~ (With an added 3 more syllables at the end, when the Haiku alone just didn't cut it. Hey, we are not in Japan, time to make up some rules.) The Grinch taught them not Money will come pouring in But soon forgotten ~ buy the book~ Just love the concept But confused as hell by it Who's going back where? Never home alone Throw in Steve Martin for Laughs Laugh out loud crap fest Death and destruction How can you go wrong with that Then again, "The Core" ??? Boom Bang Water Smash Crowe is the ships captain man Sea sick from trailer Pretty flowers bloom In her heart.............. No, I can't lie! I couldn't watch it Plain revenge story If done well, can really shine Trailer got me pumped The name says it all Bad Santa, who is this for? It looks like no one This is all for now. Too bad I won't be seeing a lot of these movies but hey, until the dumb ban is dropped, I will keep telling you what I think about the recent crop of trailers. Hey, I can feel my wallet getting fatter already. Had to do a little editing, hell I wrote all the these in a few min, what do you expect. Ad to that a few more when I get the chance and even more editing. Also, I wanted to say a great thanks to Quicktime and www.apple.com trailers for saving me the trouble of having to track down all these little masterpieces. Quicktime movie trailers can be found at: Head Honcho |
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The Trailer Reviews Begin: I never really wanted to be a movie reviewer (never really had the time) but when I heard that screeners were being done away with, I felt I had to do something for myself and anyone else who has gotten enjoyment from watching screeners. So, this is a protest for the screener ban. I'll review trailers cause I have no screeners to watch. This is how it will stay until this nonsense is over. Now, this is not a reflection on the movies themselves, cause most likely, I didn't see the movies and maybe I won't in the future. It's just a review of how the trailers washed over me, if it made me want to see the movie, or if the trailer was as much of the movies I cared to see, my thoughts on pretty flowers, the main actors hair, you'll get the idea. So without further ado HAIKU TRAILER REVIEW ____________________________________________________ Jan 22nd, 2004 A few more Haiku Trailer Reviews for you to ponder. More on the way. Enjoy First there was Mad Max. Then we cheered for Braveheart, now... Jesus! Coming soon (check your local listings) Why call them Zombies These dead can move really fast Lets call them Zoom-bies Yawn, fart, yawn, fart, burp Is this trailer over yet? Yawn, yawn, yawn, snore, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Video game flick Makes Dawn of the Dead look good But the kids love it Best actress winner And the Oscar goes to: -durms- The makeup artist (sorry I just had to) Enough with the dead The only thing thats's dead is Studio heads minds (Brains! Brains! They need BRAINS!!! Awwwwww!) Vin, being Vin Diesel Vin Diesel's "Terminator" Could make him a Star Trailer to behold Not sure what to think of it That's when trailers shine ____________________________________________________ Nov 20th, 2003 Here is a few more for you. Creepy looking flick Hot women left and right here Thriller in my shorts Armageddon's here Murphy and Disney team up The end is near folks Folks, I have to swtich it up once more... And remember this is just for this trailer alone. Since I can't Bring myself to watch this trailer, I will have to try my... HAIKU "MOVIE TITLE" REVIEW Love Actually? What the hell does that mean, huh? Crap actually HAIKU "MOVIE TITLE REVIEW ends here, that is until I find another trailer I can't bring myself to watch. Now back to the normal Review-Ku. ____________________________________________________ Nov 15th 2003 This looks familiar? It "Gladiator"! Not seeing that twice... Dances with Shoguns Tom Cruise in place of Costner The trailer was loud Hanks and Zemeckis Digital Christmas fable Will make tons of cash Haiku Trailer Review ~a new~ (With an added 3 more syllables at the end, when the Haiku alone just didn't cut it. Hey, we are not in Japan, time to make up some rules.) The Grinch taught them not Money will come pouring in But soon forgotten ~ buy the book~ Just love the concept But confused as hell by it Who's going back where? Never home alone Throw in Steve Martin for Laughs Laugh out loud crap fest Death and destruction How can you go wrong with that Then again, "The Core" ??? Boom Bang Water Smash Crowe is the ships captain man Sea sick from trailer Pretty flowers bloom In her heart.............. No, I can't lie! I couldn't watch it Plain revenge story If done well, can really shine Trailer got me pumped The name says it all Bad Santa, who is this for? It looks like no one This is all for now. Too bad I won't be seeing a lot of these movies but hey, until the dumb ban is dropped, I will keep telling you what I think about the recent crop of trailers. Hey, I can feel my wallet getting fatter already. Had to do a little editing, hell I wrote all the these in a few min, what do you expect. Ad to that a few more when I get the chance and even more editing. Also, I wanted to say a great thanks to Quicktime and www.apple.com trailers for saving me the trouble of having to track down all these little masterpieces. Quicktime movie trailers can be found at: Head Honcho |
